1. If you don't have a cell phone, it is acceptable to stop in front of a person's apartment and honk til they come out or until you decide they aren't coming, then you might try to get someone to let you into the courtyard so you can knock on the door. Or if you can't do that try throwing rocks at the windows. However it takes a pretty good throwing arm!
2. When you lose your cell phone and your computer gets stolen, you don't have to communicate with anyone! Just show up and hope they are there.
3.There is tortilla delivery 24/7. They run their noisy motorcycles up the street every 15 minutes from 4 am until 7am and other times too. Who, I ask is eating tortillas at that hour?
4.To start your engine coast as far down hill as you can before popping the clutch, it saves lots of gas, oh, but don't turn off the engine if you are not on a hill, it might not start again. That includes dump trucks.
5.NOT all trucks are meant to carry tall Americans.
6.After school band practice: go drum line! you rock!
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You know, I've decided that the tortilla factories intentionally withhold oil from their machinery. They're universally squeaky. I think it's a standard advertisement that tells everyone within a block that there are fresh tortillas to be had.
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